Woman divorces husband because he has a little wang
WHILE it is completely fair that women complain about pressure from media outlets to look a certain way, one fact remains: you ladies can do something about it either way. If blonde hair and a small waist is required, you can go for a run and buy hair dye.
Should you feel forced to? Of course not. However, if you’re a man with a small penis, you’re doomed. And the size of a man’s penis looms large in his legend, thanks to having seen countless gay men and straight ladies waggling their little finger while shrieking about manhood which, as Shania Twain pointed out, doesn’t impress her much.
And so to the lady from Taiwan who is so unhappy about the length and girth of her husband’s manhood, that’s she’s divorced him. The poor bastard.
The 52-year-old named Zhang stated her disappointment at Zhou’s failure to regularly satisfy her, saying:
“His penis is so small, like a kid’s – only 5cm long. We’ve never had sex in our entire marriage. He’s also impotent and unable to fulfil his responsibility as a husband.”
Zhou batted this critique away, saying that he wasn’t impotent at all, rather, he just wasn’t in the mood.
“I prefer to have sex in the morning, but she wanted it around midnight,” he said. “By then, I would be very tired,” he added.
Alas, the couple didn’t have premarital sex, with Zhang claiming Zhou refused due to religious beliefs.
The lesson we should learn here is that you should sew your wild oats as frequently as possible and, most importantly, not marry the kind of heartless berk who will divorce you about the way you look.