Suicidal Mossad squid invades China
TO China (where else?) , where an eight-inch live bomb has been found inside a three feet-long squid.
Fishmonger Mr Huang tells the Guangzhou Daily newspaper:
“This sort of squid lives close to the shore and normally makes a meal of small fish and prawns. Perhaps he thought the bomb was his favourite food and gulped it down. He certainly had a big belly when he was caught.”
Reports are that police removed the active bomb. It has been detonated in a secret location.
The theory is that the bomb had been dropped by a Chinese warplane. Another theory might be that the squid was a Mossad agent. If the sharks, mice and birds don’t succeed, send for the squid (and the aubergines)…