Topless jihadi Amina Tyler gets a vest (but no ‘Free’ T-shirts)
“LONG live the topless jihad against infidels! Our tits are deadlier than your stones!’ says the Femen group.”
Anorak’s local jihadist movement is delighted with such news. The New York Daily News’s story of teenage topless temptress Amina Tyler gives the lads of the Melton Mowbray Mujahideen a break from the bombs, effigy-making and burning. Jihad is now a way to meet fit babes. And you don’t even have to kill yourself to get to the totty.
Amina Tyler is the 19-year-old Tunisian activist who published two pictures of her topless self online. She has daubed a message on her torso:
“My body belongs to me, and is not the source of anyone’s honor.”
Bloody threats were forthcoming. Given that online people issue death threats against women who rant about foreigners on the Tube and would-be police killers, this is no big shock. But those vows of righteous murder never did result in a global day of protest. Femen has declared April 4 Topless Jihad Day. Women must bare their breasts as a show of solidarity. The topless New York book club need no second invitations. So too Page 3 girls. But the Ayatolla’s wife may need more an inducement to gerrum out in public.
“This day will mark the beginning of a new, genuine Arab Spring, after which true freedom, freedom without mullahs and caliphs, will come to Tunisia. Long live the topless jihad against infidels! Our tits are deadlier than your stones!”
Possible. But unlikely.
Tunisian newspaper Assabah News quotes Almi Adel, heads the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice:
“The young lady should be punished according to sharia, with 80 to 100 lashes, but (because of) the severity of the act she has committed, she deserves be stoned to death.”
We’ve seen every kind of sexual kink on the web. But stoning is a niche market.
“Her act could bring about an epidemic. It could be contagious and give ideas to other women. It is therefore necessary to isolate (the incident). I wish her to be healed.”
Better, perhaps, is Adel try a different tack. We’d advise him contacting the publishers of the Daily Mail and having them scrutinise Amina’s breast for signs of sagging, bagging and not being ‘bikini ready’? With any luck, she’ll be reduced to gibbering wreck, cosmetic surgery and suicide. In which case, the Melton Mowbray Mujahideen can think about fitting her out in a vest.
PS – You won’t need to buy a Free Amina T-shirt.