Which gamers are best at sex?
GAMERS are derided for their social skills, often depicted as lonely people, sat in their mum’s spare room, pale and wan. However, that’s a complete nonsense. That’s like saying movie fanatics are all 3 feet tall and live inside tinfoil pyramids eating socks.
People who play video games, believe it or not, have sex. But which gamers are the best in the bedroom? Well, thank god someone did a survey to find out exactly that!
Apparently, those who play on the Xbox 360 are the most likely to satisfy their lover. Start crowing at PS3 owners immediately.
Conducted by VoucherCodesPro, the poll found that 54% of those who own the Microsoft console were described as ‘good’ or better by their partners while Wii and Wii U owners came in second with 47% scoring an above-average rating. Must be something to do with playing freehand with Wiimotes or Kinect.
Who finished last? Bad news for PC gamers, as only 3% were described as ‘excellent’ compared to the 22% on the Xbox 360.
Bizarrely, 11% of respondents stated that they wanted less sex and more gaming time with their partners. In fairness, some of the people in the Final Fantasy games are more attractive than the amorphous blobs you see in a Post Office queue.
A spokesman for VoucherCodesPro, who conducted the survey, said: “Bedroom performance is open to interpretation so we can’t read too much into it. PC gamers shouldn’t be too disheartened by our results.”
“If you’re seriously into your gaming then the poor assessment could just be a cry for attention from your partner.”
Sex for men, like video gaming, is best summed up by this adage: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.