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Crime is dead: 5 tonnes of Nutella stolen

by | 8th, April 2013

Italy Nutella War

IN a break from Margaret Thatcher’s death news, this just in: Crime isn’t what it used to be. Remember when people tried to steal trains filled with money? Remember diamond thieves? Remember organised crime in good tailoring? Counterfeiting, glamorous drug barons and ties to the entertainment business?

That’s all gone.

So what are we left with now? Well, over in Germany, thieves have stolen 5 tonnes of Nutella. How lame is that? Now, in fairness, the chocolate spread taken is said to be worth a total of £13,600 and was swiped from a truck in Niederaula. It still lacks glamour though, doesn’t it?

There wasn’t even a Nutella heist as the vehicle

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