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Man puts live eel up his bum, with predictable results

by | 10th, April 2013

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WE’VE all read the stories about bizarre sex, like the guy in Spain who got killed by a rockslide while forcing himself onto a chicken, or indeed, the vicar who was hanging some curtains up and ‘fell on a potato’ so hard it got stuck up his bum.

Well, we’ve got another strange tale for you, this time, involving a live eel.

The chap, from Shunde in the Guangdong (stop sniggering at ‘dong’ at the back of the class) is a fan of mucky films and, copying a scene from one such production, he decided it would be a fun idea to stick a writhing sea-creature into his posterior.

However, eels are slippery and our pal lost grip of it, and it decided to go for a small trip into his intestines.

Once the shame wore off and panic set in, he dashed to the local hospital, legging it through the accident and emergency shouting: “Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.”

You’re probably thinking this was a small eel, around the size of a human doo-dah aren’t you? You’re wrong. Dead wrong. The eel in question was a 20 inch Asian swamp eel which weighed over half a kilo, and a team of surgeons had to operate to get it removed from the mucky man’s poo-chute.

“The eel was simply trying to find it’s way out,” explained one of the medical team. “It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.”

“This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth.”

It gets worse for our dirty boy, as a police spokesman also confirmed: “We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty.”



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