Anorak | Pet owners are dreadful… and here’s the proof

Pet owners are dreadful… and here’s the proof

by | 12th, April 2013

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PET-OWNERS online are, without doubt, worse than fascists. Endless photographs are taken of their pets doing very little, accompanied by captions like “Oh LOOK! He’s TOTES ADORBS!” while a dog lies motionless on the floor. Or indeed, people take a dozen photos of a cat, sleepily glaring at its owner who insists on shooting it from absolutely every angle before flooding Instagram with their absolutely typical pet.

The petfood commercials where people treat their pets like lovers were once disregarded as ridiculous, but thanks to social networking, we now know that these monsters actually exist, coochie cooing at these blasted creatures every move.

And a poll reveals that pet-owners are far more awful than first suspected.

Findings show that too many people prefer to hug their animals rather than a close relative when they’re feeling low. Of course, this attitude has rightly seen gasping tits ostracised, desolate and lonely in their humanless world padding around the kitchen, dribbling at their pets saying ‘they don’t understand me like you do, Snukums.’


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