Anorak | Your dead gran, recycled into road signs

Your dead gran, recycled into road signs

by | 12th, April 2013

metal hips mickey

PEOPLE who say old-folks are useless clearly are idiots aren’t they? For a start, old people are the main source of institutionalised racism and without pensioners, the makers of fig rolls would go out of business overnight. Pensioners are so useful that they even help us all when they’re dead.

The steel hips, plates and screws from legs and skulls can be collected after they’re cremated and the metal is sent off for recycling, used by automobile and aeronautical industries.

How terrific is that?

The cobalt and titanium, found in some implants and dental work help to make aircraft engines, road signs and motorway barriers. Next time you see a dog having a widdle on a lamp-post, it could be marking

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