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American etiquette: naked man eating cherry tomatoes with frozen sausage in pants wows shoppers

by | 18th, April 2013

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TO Washington State, where a man is sat in his wheelchair in an aisle of the Capitol Hill QFC store. He is eating cherry tomatoes.
It is 6:20am.
Cherry tomatoes are strewn about the floor, which is where the man’s pants were also located “.
The man is effectively wearing the dropped tomatoes as his underwear, without which he would be naked.

Nonetheless, police search him. They locate a still-frozen Jimmy Dean sausage sandwich.

He is arrested for suspected burglary.
Perhaps the man was enacting his own rules on dining etiquette.

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