Spray paint snifer was protecting himself from devil worshippers
WHY was 32-year-old Carl McGuirt IV from Charleston, South Carolina, inhaling spray-paint fumes, daning in circles and clutching a knife in the woods? Because he was trying to catch “devil worshippers” aiming to sexually assault him.
“He stated that he sprays the gold paint and places the rag on his mouth. When the devil worshippers come after him and try to orally sexually assault him, the paint gets on their genitals, and he can use that information to prosecute them.”
It’s a crazy plan but it might just work…
McGuirt has been charged with sniffing aromatic hydrocarbons, which is, apparently, a crime.