Drugs, oxygen and a monkey: Justin Bieber IS a cunningly disguised Michael Jackson
POLICE found drugs and a stun gun on Justin Bieber’s tour bus in Sweden. Lars Bystroem, a Stockholm police spokesman, tells everyone:
“We conducted a search of Justin Bieber’s bus and found a small amount of drugs.”
This sound a lot like Bieber might be changing, or else the mask is falling off? Let’s consider the evidence:
Oxygen masks: He was given some at his – ahem – O2 concet in London after he fainted. Check.
A pet monkey: His capuchin monkey called Mally was seized by customs officers at Munich airport because it didn’t have the right papers. The monkey was taken to an animal sanctuary. Bieber dones not want it back.) Check.
Inflated ego as if rewriting history and preventing wars and child suffering: He wrote “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber” on a trip to Anne Frank’s former home in Amsterdam. Check.