Did a Tesco delivery man urinate on the stairs?
DID a Tesco delivery man urinate on the communal stairs leading to Neil Forsyth ‘s flat in Sutton, south London> Mr Forsyth says he spotted the man “looking sheepish”.
Mr Forsyth says:
“I went up the stairs and there was a steaming wee on the first floor communal area. I didn’t dip test it but I’m 99.9 per cent sure it was urine. It didn’t smell at the time because it was fresh but it didn’t take long for it to cause a bit of a whiff. I don’t get it. I mean, we’ve all been caught short, but there’s a car park outside and a bin area. There’s no need for that. It’s not even like it’s concrete – it’s a new carpet!”
Of course, liquids leaking from a Tesco delivery could be pretty much anything. We’d suggest Mr Forsyth consider himself fortunate the man didn’t leave behind a Findus pie…