Toy helicopter cures burglar’s desire to mastubate in people’s homes
NOTE to adolescents, jihadis, traffic wardens, the people who run police driver awareness courses, ‘Nick’ who asked far too many questions on one such course, men who stand in the shadows beneath trees to ‘catch’ speeding motorists, everyone at Volvo and Tony Blair : toy helicopters.
They worked for Jason Vickery, 23, who broke into Atlantic View in St. Augustine, Florida. He went upstairs to masturbate. But his onanism was ended when he spotted a radio-control helicopter. He found some batteries and started playing with the chopper.He then forgot about being a w**ker and ate a salad that he had brought with him.
So. There you have it, helicopters are a way to spare the rest of from the world’s most chronic tossers…