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No pizza for you: Antonio Benito bans Mayor Bloomberg from eating second slice of pizza

by | 3rd, May 2013

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NEW York illiberal censorious fat-hating mayor Michael Bloomberg wanted a second slice of pizza at Collegno’s Pizzeria, Brooklyn, reports the  Daily Currant  spoof news site.The owner, Antonio Benito, he couldn’t.

The exchange reportedly went like this:

Bloomberg:  “Hey, could I get another pepperoni over here?”

Antonio Benito: “I’m sorry sir, we can’t do that. You’ve reached your personal slice limit.”

Bloomberg: “OK, that’s funny because of the soda thing No come on. I’m not kidding. I haven’t eaten all morning, just send over another pepperoni.”

AB: “I’m sorry sir. We’re serious. We’ve decided that eating more than one piece isn’t healthy for you, and so we’re forbidding you from doing it.”

Bloomberg: “Look jackass. I fucking skipped breakfast this morning just so I could eat four slices of your pizza. Don’t be a schmuck, just get back to the kitchen and bring out some fucking pizza, okay.”

AB: “I’m sorry sir, there’s nothing I can do. Maybe you could go to several restaurants and get one slice

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