Man calls 911 and asks for weed
STONERS are idiots aren’t they? Hur-hurring away at anything, holed-up with multipacks of crisps and saying stupid things like ‘I really understand bass’.
Well, one such berk from Florida has been arrested for misusing the 911 emergency service line, after attempting to order junk food and drugs.
That’s right. He called the police and asked them to bring his twenty bag for him.
Jarvis Sutton phoned the emergency number 80 TIMES asking for “Kool-Aid, burgers and weed”. Of course, if he’d asked for donuts and beta blockers, the police may have been able to help, but thems the breaks.
According to the Tampa Bay Times, the 34-year-old was arrested by police after he admitted to making the dumb calls.
A police officer said in a sworn affidavit that the accused had admitted to the offence and that, on his way to the clink, Sutton was allegedly found “chewing on the foam attached to the metal caging in the back of a police cruiser”.
Drugs: Just say no, kids (unless you don’t mind running the risk of ending up as an amusing news footnote about how dim people can appear).