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God is a Wolves fan, Darth Vader loves Brighton and the Lord of all creation hates Peterborough

by | 3rd, May 2013

prayer for wolves

IS GOD a Wolves fan?  Wolves are second bottom of the Championship. To remain in football’s second tier they need a win away at Brighton and for results elsewhere to go their way. All being well with them, Peterborough will go down and Wolves will stay up and get to play mighty Bournemouth in 2013-2014.  But in case skill and luck are not enough, the The Right Reverend Clive Gregory had written a prayer for Wolves.

Sadly for Clive, the game is being played on May the Fourth, aka Star Wars Day (May the Fourth be with you) and Darth Vader has decreed that his beloved Brighton will murder Wolves:



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