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How Tom Cruise levitates (in photos)

by | 3rd, May 2013

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TOM Cruise’s life will one day be turned into made-for-TV biopic. It will be the world’s first film produced from a worm-eye’s perspective. Cruise is not all that tall. He’s 5ft 7inches, it says here. No big deal. Well, not to you it isn’t. But to Cruise it seems to be one.

He is, of course, the most famous Scientologist out there. He’s high up in the group having attende a superior level of enlightenment. As the website tells us:

“…as one’s level of spiritual awareness increases through participation in Scientology auditing and training, one attains his own certainty of every dynamic. Accordingly, only when the Seventh Dynamic (spiritual) is reached in its entirety will one discover and come to a full understanding of the Eighth Dynamic (infinity) and one’s relationship to the Supreme Being.”

Craig Brown surmises:

Only by reaching the Seventh Dynamic can you become an Operating Thetan Level 111, which means that, like Tom Cruise, you will have gained special powers galore, including the power to levitate and the power to live for ever. Or, as John Travolta once put it, in a moment of candour: ‘We are the saviours of mankind.’

Levitate you say?

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At the wedding Tom was taller than his 5ft 9-inch high wife Katie Holmes. Then the love wilted. and she got the bigger heels:

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Spotter: College Humour.

 



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