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President Mugabe says Liverpool’s Luis Suarez has gone too far

by | 25th, May 2013

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AFRICAN dictator Robert Mugabe says Liverpool’s Luis Saurez went too far when he bit Chelsea’s player Branislav Ivanovic.

“They must train our participants to recognise the reality of sport. Sport is sport. It is not war.”

The advice is clear. White famers not already killed by Mugabe’s men or chased out of Zimbabwe should at all times be dressed in full football kit. At first site of Mugabe’s thugs, they should sound a whistle and start playing. The farmers will thus become innocent sportsmen and no longer targets for Mugabe’s race warriors.



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