Anorak | Stupid criminals steal van filled with corpses

Stupid criminals steal van filled with corpses

by | 30th, May 2013


WE live to mock criminals on The Anorak because they can’t do a thing about it. If they’re good criminals, they’re still active and uncaught, so they’re not going to appear from their hidey-holes telling us how wrong they are… and if they’re bad, they’ll get doubly mocked.

It’s a wonderful system.

And so, to a group of preposterously simple-minded thieves who have been caught by the police after accidentally stealing a van of dead people.

Three stupid gits aged between 25 and 27 broke into a Mercedes Sprinter van and made off with it, thinking that they were home

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