Tulisa drugs arrest: What did the Fake Sheikh say to win singer’s trust?
THE Celebrity Police Force, tired of nicking alleged aged paedos and perverts, have arrested former X Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos on suspicion of supplying class A drugs. The Sun alleges that Tulisa hooked up the News of the World’s former Fake Sheikh to a drugs dealer who flogged him half an ounce of cocaine at London’s Dorchester Hotel. The alleged dealer goes by the name Mike GLC.
Says Mike GLC:
“We are innocent. We haven’t been charged.”
He says it was a “set up. Anyone can edit or chop things together on video. The truth will come out in the end. I don’t want to go into much more detail… I am going home to be with my family. This is ruining my life. I am not a drug dealer. I have never sold drugs in my life.”
What has and has not been chopping together is something best left to the video expert and cocaine cops.
What we want to know, of course, is:
1. How did the Fake Sheikh managedto get the story? What did he tell / promise Tulisa to, apparently, win her trust and earn her interest?
2. What does GLC stand for? Greater London Council? George Louis Costanza, the Seinfeld character? Get Lost Contostavlos?