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Cunnilingus did not cure Michael Douglas’ cancer – doctor’s prescription invalid

by | 5th, June 2013

Hollywood actress Catherine Zeta Jones and her husband Michael Douglas, with their children Dylan and Carys, arrive at Buckingham Palace in London where she will be made a CBE by the Prince of Wales.

CLARIFICATION: Michael Douglas did not get oral cancer form oral sex. Sure, he told the Guardian that his cancer had been brought on not by his smoking and drinking, rather by HPV (human papillomavirus), but he was mistaken. He also said cunnilingus was the best medicine. Was that wrong, too?

The 68-year-old actor’s spokesman Allen Burry tells the world:

“No. He [Douglas] did not say oral sex was the cause of his cancer.”

Or as Douglas said:

“…this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus.”

So. Do we take the plain wrapper off Catherine Zeta Jones’s vagina or not?

Confused.



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