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Justin Bieber’s philosophical and spiritual views on space travel and God are top secret

by | 7th, June 2013

Singer Justin Bieber watches players during the first half of Game 7 in their NBA basketball Eastern Conference finals playoff series between the Miami Heat and the Indiana Pacers, Monday, June 3, 2013 in Miami. (AP Photo/Lynne Sladky)

Singer Justin Bieber watches players during the first half of Game 7 in their NBA basketball Eastern Conference finals playoff series between the Miami Heat and the Indiana Pacers, Monday, June 3, 2013 in Miami. (AP Photo/Lynne Sladky)

RICH, dickish and young, Justin Bieber has come up with a new way to spunk some of his cash: he’s heading off to space.

Bieber will take on space via a Virgin Galactic SpaceShipTwo.

But you might not know it if he ever does make the trip. TMZ told us that visitors to Bieber’s LA home are only allowed in if they sign a Liability Waiver and Release. On pain of a $5m fine, you will not remark in any recorded form on anything you see, smell, touch or hear in Bieber’s home, including his “physical health, or the philosophical, spiritual or other views or characteristics”.

Once inside the Bieber home, the waiver warns that the visitor could be exposed to “potentially hazardous and you should not participate unless you are medically able or properly trained… [because there are ] certain inherent risks that cannot be eliminated completely, ranging from minor injuries to catastrophic injuries, including death.”

Wow! What happened to just taking your shoes off before you bounce on the inflatable castle?

What chance Bieber submits a similar waiver for his jet-thrusted home-from-home? If he does we will be unable to tell you his philosophical and spiritual views as he sees the face of God and tries to work out if orbiting the Earth 16 times every 24 hours means he’s getting really old really fast…



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