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School suspends seven-year-old boy for biting pastry into a gun

by | 14th, June 2013

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ARE schools failing boys? Joshua Welch was suspended from Park Elementary School in Baltimore, Maryland, for fashioning his snack into a pistol. His rustication lasted for two days. Joshua explained his art:

“It was already a rectangle. I just kept on biting it and biting it and tore off the top of it and kind of looked like a gun.”

Adding for clarity’s sake:

“But it wasn’t.”

Sure. If you could make real guns from pastry, the French would never have been undone so easily by the Germans.

It is alleged

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