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Girl Guides are now all Godless maniacs

by | 24th, June 2013

Lady Baden Powell inspects the guard of honour of Girl Guides at Battersea Park.

IF you were a Brownie, Cub, Scout or Girl Guide, you will know that God and Jesus loomed large in proceedings. Not to mention those horrible badges for sewing and surviving the ordeal of camping with flatulent peers in some windswept hole.

That’s all about to change. There’ll still be crafts and activities, however, God has been asked to leave the Girl Guides as they no longer have to swear allegiance to It. Now, Girl Guides will say: “I promise to be true to myself”, like they’re singing a mid-90s R&B ballad.

Of course, this is a good thing because it means everyone can be included, but there’ll be some folks who are beyond irritated at this news. Afterall, the Guides have been giving fistbumps to God since 1910. Andrea Minichiello Williams of Christian Concern a recovering Brownie said:

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