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Toddlers are more stupid than chickens – birds outperform kids in numeracy and logic

by | 19th, June 2013

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YOU’VE cooed and coochied at your darling little baby, posting endless identical photographs of them on Facebook and heard your friends tell you barefaced lies about how beautiful it is, and that it has it’s ‘daddy’s eyes’… but here’s some news for you and your little shit-machine chickens could well be smarter than your human toddler.

A survey was conducted and found that chickens have the ability to out-perform young children at numeracy and logic.

Apparently, a chicken’s ability with numbers appears almost as soon as it is hatched out of the egg, and unlike humans, they do not need to be taught to count.

While they are a few hours old, chiks can tell the difference between different figures and can also keep track of numbers up to five. Human babies meanwhile, just generate furious amount of faecal matter and vomit if you even think about rubbing their backs.

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