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John McAfee snorts bath salts and gropes hookers in How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus

by | 19th, June 2013

john mcafee uninstall John McAfee snorts bath salts and gropes hookers in How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus

JOHN McAfee, creator of the McAfee anti-virus program that comes free, annoying and pretty useless on your smart phone, is the star of this video advert for his company. It’s called How To Uninstall McAfee Antivirus, and it is the creepiest, most misogynistic, balmiest, watchable piece of bilge we’ve seen this week. In a blancmange of dull dress-down-Friday tech gurus and billionaire geeks, McAfee is the sticky squirt of colour.

(Eat yer heart out Gerald Ratner, this is how you destroy your eponymous brand. Ratner famously said of his company: ”We also do cut-glass sherry decanters complete with six glasses on a silver-plated tray that your butler can serve you drinks on, all for £4.95. People say, ‘How can you sell this for such a low price?’ I say, because it’s total crap.” That wiped £500 million of Ratner’s value.)

When he’s not making you cringe, gawp and shudder, McAfee is a person of interest” in the murder of his neighbour in Belize, a place he has now left for life in his native USA. McAfee won’t be returning to Belize in a hurry- back in May his house burnt down.

This is NSFW.



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