Other Parents say best baby hair contest winner wore wig
THE Most Epic Head of Baby Hair photo contest run by Mommy Shorts has run into a row. Those other parents allege the winner is wearing a wig.
Baby Annette Funicello, for it is she, is the champion. At 10 months old, Annette sports the kind of hair last seen at Anfield in the mid 1980s.
Ilana Wiles of Mommy Shorts says the controversy is unfounded:
“I think Annette sealed her victory before the contest even started when everyone questioned whether she was actually wearing a wig. As if, baby-sized wigs were a regular thing. Annette’s mom supplied the proof below and said if anyone still questioned the authenticity of her daughter’s hair, they were more than welcome to come over and brush it in the morning.”
As Anorak knows, you an only trust a child with smart short back and sides.
Here’s Hair Annette in all her glory: