Anorak | Idaho patriots want to shoot Muslims with their new pig-coated bullets

Idaho patriots want to shoot Muslims with their new pig-coated bullets

by | 22nd, June 2013

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IDAHO creatives upset at the Islamic cultural center opening near Ground Zero, New York City, have sought revenge by inventing pork-laced bullets to shoot Muslims with.

South Fork Industries, aka South Pork Industries, of Dalton Gardens, Idaho, says its Jihawg Ammo acts as a “defensive deterrent to those who violently act in the name of Islam.”

Beneath the headline “PEACE THROUGH PORK!” , the company writes:

In the fall of 2010, patriots from Idaho County, Idaho sat around a campfire enjoying an adult beverage. The discussion turned to concern and disgust that a mosque was being built at ground zero. Everyone in attendance agreed that freedom of religion is paramount for all peoples of Earth but this showed poor taste and had a sense of “rubbing our noses” into 9/11 tragedy. The discussion turned toward possible solutions to stop such a great insult.

Freedom is important  but  At which point anyone who believes in freedom has put out the camp fire in an adult way. But undaunted by their freedom from approach to the Great American dream, the gang hanker for the halcyon past:

History of dealings with radical Islam from the days of Jefferson and the Barbary Pirates to actions of Gen. John J. “Black Jack” Pershing in the early 1900’s in the Philippines gave clarity to a modern day market solution-Jihawg Ammo. Our preference is peace first but if a fight is to be had we are determined and resolved to win. Thus came the beginning of the truest form of defensive ammunition ever created in history.

No. Not a nuclear bomb. A bullet with bits of dead pig in it.

A natural deterrent that prevents violence just by owning it but will strike fear into the hearts of those bent upon hate, violence and murder.

In your face, you nutjobs obsessed with death and hate. We’ve got bullets dipped in pigs’ blood.

Jihawg Ammo is certified “Haraam” or unclean. According to the belief system of the radical Islamist becoming “unclean” during Jihad will prevent their attaining entrance into heaven. Jihawg Ammo is a natural deterrent to radical and suicidal acts of violence.

Got that? You deter suicide bombers by shooting them dead with a pig bullet. Of course, the trouble with suicide bombers is identifying them

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