Man rips off own penis after taking magic mushrooms
DRUG-USERS! Have you been having a nice time? Course you have. You’re an adult and you take drugs responsibly. Those that don’t have already had to flog their laptops at a Cash Converter, so they can’t read this.
However, a word of caution – don’t rip your genitals off.
That’s exactly what one chap in Michigan did after he ripped his penis off after taking a bunch of magic mushrooms. There you were, thinking magic mushies were a lovely, mellow, non-genital tearing high, but how wrong you were!
The 41-year-old was found by police, naked and screaming at around 1pm on Tuesday while they were responding to a burglar alarm which had gone off at a school in Michigan.
Police found the man outside Ypsilanti Middle School, bleeding from the waist down with parts of his genitals ripped off. Sergeant Geoff Fox explained how the man was rushed to hospital along with bits of his bloody wang.
“He really wasn’t saying much at all – a lot of yelling and screaming. He wasn’t making sense. They couldn’t really communicate with him in terms of constructive conversation.”
He’s now recovering apparently:
“In terms of vital signs, they were as low as they could go without being dead – I could only assume due to the blood loss and the shock and trauma to the body.”