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‘Alan Shearer provides expert anal’ – and other epic subtitle fails

by | 1st, July 2013

When subtitlers go bad

At the conclusion of the Confederations Cup, British television audiences will be left with a host of magical memories featuring skill, technique, determination and sheer endurance. Is there no limit to Alan Shearer’s talents? It seems not…

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For sheer audacity from the national broadcaster, this ranks alongside the BBC’s announcement following the death of the Queen Consort of the United Kingdom and the British Dominions: ‘We’ll now have a moment’s violence for the Queen Mother.’

Of course, it’s easy to laugh when subtitlers get it wrong. But that’s no reason not to do it – so here are some of our favourites…

 

Her Majesty gets all Shearer on Wales’s ass…

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It would be wildly untrue to say that Piers Morgan is rarely wrong. But even a broken clock is right twice a day, and Piers called this one right in a chat with Katie Price…

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Gratuitous and possibly dangerous…

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Well, they are The Avengers

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Cheeky. OK, if you insist…

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OK, OK!

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With subtitles, u get what u pay 4…

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So that’ll be fish then. And don’t play with your food….

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Bit of a bombshell for My Little Pony

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But small beer compared to this…

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One thing about the news. At least it’s not biased.

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Or gratuitously rude.

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Oh well, at least there won’t be any nasty surprises in the weather.

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And on the subject of the sun, a bit of satire…

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And speaking of satire, this is probably funnier than whatever it was supposed to be translating…

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As is this…

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Ha, properly owned there. Or should we say boned…

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And there we have it – a glimpse into the murky mind of the subtitler. Terrifying…

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