Farrah Abraham: Backdoor Teen Mom enters rehab’s revolting doors
Reality TV? Check
Leaked porn vid? Check
Cosmetic surgery for fame? Check
Pop song? Check
Rehab? Check in.
Radar reports that Farrah is enrolled at the Lukens Institute, Palm Beach Gardens, FL. She’s there because she was once stopped for DUI. It shook her to the bottom of her talents. In rehab, Farah will surely hope to hook up with Lindsay Lohan for a lesbian clinch. Granted, that’s in Book 2 of How To Be Famous, but Farrah is on the fast-track programme. At her current rate of fame she will be on a ITV4’s Whatever Happened To..? show by Thursday and ‘dating’ Simon Cowell by Friday afternoon.
Says Farrah of her journeyyyyyyy:
“At this time in my life, I need to stay focused on the positive to get through all of the negative that a DUI has caused in my life. I’m 22 and I want to make better choices and ensure I can recognize when I am putting myself in a bad situation next time.”
A career in nursing beckons….