James Kingston’s Cambridge parkour tour underlines how hopelessly inadequate we all are
THERE’S no hiding from the fact that people who can do Parkour are really, really cool. It is dangerous, dynamic and makes us all look like wobbling, wheezing pedestrians in every single way.
God, how irritating these Parkour types are.
That said, when we’ve stopped being jealous, we can only admire these people and the things we do – especially James Kingston who stars in a frankly astounding video, designed to make all your genitals retract into your body with vertigo and fear.
Jumping from ledge to pole, rooftop to scaffold, Kingston traverses through Cambridge with ease, all captured as a POV video filmed from his head.
If you like, you can watch this video and pretend you’re the one doing all the daredevil work.
What’s worse is that Kingston is young (22-years-old) and handsome too (he’s a part-time model) and basically, makes us all look like a waste of skin and meat.
Watch this now and glow with admiration while muttering swear words under your breath.