KY Arousal jelly spill shuts Post Office
PANIC over. Story on! The substance loose at the Guntersville, Alabama post office – the goo that saw two post office workers hospitalised as a precaution – has been identified. It’s KY Intense Arousal gel. Spokesman Tony Robinson says it is the gel designed “to intensify sensation”.
On it’s own that’s not much of a boast. Chilli pepper, thrush, various STDs and Cliff Richard on the record player are all sexual intensifiers.
But only KY Intense Arousal involves a call to the Hazmat first responders.
As for the package from which the gunge leaked, the story is that the batch was heading to someone in the entertainment industry.
Who? And why not? If newsreader Kirsty Young wants to bring out a range of stimulating creams, then good for her.