Anorak | KY Arousal jelly spill shuts Post Office

KY Arousal jelly spill shuts Post Office

by | 13th, July 2013

k-y gel scare

PANIC over. Story on! The substance loose at the Guntersville, Alabama post office – the goo that saw two post office workers hospitalised as a precaution – has been identified. It’s KY Intense Arousal gel. Spokesman Tony Robinson says it is the gel designed “to intensify sensation”.

On it’s own that’s not much of a boast. Chilli pepper, thrush, various STDs and Cliff Richard on the record player are all sexual intensifiers.

But only KY Intense Arousal involves a call to the Hazmat first responders.

As for the package from which the gunge leaked, the story is that the

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