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Walmart shopper arrested for tossing ‘nose’ sperm on woman’s leg

by | 14th, July 2013

spem tosser Walmart shopper arrested for tossing nose sperm on womans leg

FRANK Short is the 22-year-old accused of tossing sperm at a woman he fancied. She was shopping in a Walmart  supermarket at the time.

The woman told police she “felt something wet on her buttocks, thigh and legs”after Short walked past her.

Police in New Castle, Delaware, say that goo is sperm. But is it Mr Short’s sperm? Or does he carry other people’s sperm about with him? And if it is his sperm, will the porn industry contact him as matter of urgency, keen to investigate the man who can ‘pop’ on demand?

Short may have deeper issues than appear at first glance. He said he had sneezed into his hand and in shaking the snot free had accidentally flicked it onto the woman. He had then “pretended to slap her ass”.

Short has been charged with offensive touching with bodily fluid, harassment, disorderly conduct and lewdness.

He is also advised by Anorak’s in-house medical expert to get his cold seen to and check the Vick’s inhaler for signs of tampering….



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