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Vintage Americana: 35 objects that sold the American dream

by | 20th, July 2013

THESE objects represent the American Dream, the stuff that when I was growing in suburban London, I’d dream of owning. They were thrilling, dangerous, enticing and above all BIG; a lot bigger than the stuff sold in Mr Obertelli’s sweetshop and tat emporium. America had the good stuff:

A Monster in ‘Authentic Color’

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A gun that smokes. Shape the barrel into a naked women and the bullets into Apollo space rockets this item keeps ticking boxes.

 

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One face fits all

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The adverts were fabulous. 

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For clarity: he is hypnotising her. Why? And are his wandering hands quicker than the eye?

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It’s a big poster of a man. But the copy gurus have made it sound fantastic. 

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If anyone has one of the, you are one V.EE.E.RR.Y lucky s.o.a.b. 

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The head is full of air. It’s, like, so real.

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America invented the University of interesting repute. This course in Bob Hope Studies offered you a certificate and, if you did really well, a frame to put it in. 

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Living Monsters. In. Your. Own. Room. Two of them.

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Stuck for a date? Your worries are at an end. This BRAIN is “fun at parties”. It is a “miracle of the modern space age“.

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“A Complete combat unit at your command.”  No. It’s a “task force and space ship Armada” with machine gun for “mowing down the enemy”.

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Sugary treats with a “luminous map of the solar system”. Beam me up, Spotty.

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SEND NO MONEY!

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When it’s for girls is “harmless fun”. When it’s for boys it mows down the enemy. Anyone think toy manufacturers are scared stupid of women?

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“Even cute girls become careless”. Ugly girls are born careless. The siblings in the photograph have been snorting soot.

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Because nothing screamed “FUN” like Rommel’s Rod.

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She stuck with him through thin and thick.

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The ultimate object of desire. It just did everything.  

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Dad is giving Bob “safety training” in using a Daisy gun that in the hands of his sister is “harmless”. Bob is an idiot. 

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WILL YOU KISS ME IN THE DARK BABY?

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Knew it. They do wear wigs.

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Imagine GI Joes in your home? Imagine being French, German or even Belgian…

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A missile firing tank that’s over 6-feet long. 

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America invented sex. Over and over and over and over…

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All Janey needed to hypnotise Richie were breasts. 

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Ka-Pow!

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A “genuine combination lock”. 

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With this Green beret, that Daisy gun, Space Armada and grenade, you can be the cock of your town.

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Dying smile boy not included.

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Do not call. 

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Whatever you wish.

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Will obey your every command. 

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FACT

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I’ll take two

american dream Vintage Americana: 35 objects that sold the American dream



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