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Man comes up with fabulous excuse for being with a prostitute

by | 8th, August 2013

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IMAGINE, for a minute, you’re caught with a prostitute. You suddenly need an excuse and your brain kicks into gear. What would you say? ‘Actually, I’m conducting a questionnaire about sex-workers for a national newspaper and there’s nothing funny going on here.’ Or maybe ‘I hear a female voice in distress and came to see what the noise was about… and there’s nothing funny going on here’.

Or even: ‘I thought it was Russell Howard, so obviously, there’s absolutely nothing bordering on funny going on here’.

Well, one fella told the police that he was with a prostitute… because she was selling him tomatoes.

The thicko from Dudley (nb: It is mandatory to say ‘Dudley’ in a comedy Midlands accent) was followed by police

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