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Fire service announce weirdest things they’ve have to free idiots from

by | 30th, July 2013

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IT is hard enough, being a fireman/woman/person. You’ve got to breathe in loads of acrid smoke while your scalp melts, pulling humans out of infernos while fire cooks your marrow.

Add idiots to the equation and a firefighter’s life becomes infinitely more jarring.

Instead of letting the fire service do important things like save lives, morons ensure that our mighty firepeople have to do a bunch of stupid stuff. Forget cats getting stuck up trees we’re talking about human beings getting caught in a variety of dimwitted scenarios.

As such, the London Fire Brigade has released a top ten list of weird things people have got themselves stuck in and needed to be rescued from by people who have much, much better things to do:

10. A man with his penis stuck in a toaster.

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