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Prince Charles cashes in on Prince George with a range of tat and drugs paraphenalia

by | 31st, July 2013

PRINCE George Tat Watch. Grandpa Prince Charles is getting in on the act:

 Highgrove Enterprises organises tours of Highgrove Gardens and manages Highgrove gift shops in Bath, Tetbury, Highgrove and online.

The Highgrove website tells us:

This summer sees the launch of Highgrove Baby. An organic range of products for babies, using only the highest quality and finest organic ingredients presented in beautiful fully recycled packaging.

Such as:

The Bear:

This beautiful fully jointed teddy bear is the perfect collectable gift. Handmade with antique gold mohair and Highgrove’s exclusive Feathers embroidered in gold thread on its paws. Finished with a golden Highgrove ribbon, making this delightful and traditional teddy bear a treasured keepsake for babies born in 2013.

highgrove teddy


The unguents:

Highgrove Baby includes a Bath & Body Wash, Body Lotion, Flower Water, Bath & Massage Oil and Balm. The range has been formulated in accordance with the Soil Association’s standards for health and beauty products, therefore ensuring the purity of the range. Featuring a blend of organic Roman Chamomile and Mandarin used in their purest form to maintain the balance and integrity of delicate skins.

A calming blend of Roman Chamomile and Mandarin: Key ingredients and benefits Roman Chamomile has been known for centuries for its calming and relaxing benefits and also acts as an anti-inflammatory. Mandarin, known as ‘happy oil’, has been chosen for its antiseptic properties and ability to boost immunity. Combined, this blend of ingredients produces a calming, protective barrier to help a baby relax whilst complimenting with a wonderful aroma.

And if they don’t calm you down, you get pills:

Royal Baby Commemorative Pill Box

baby george pills

The Union Jack shoes

The perfect gift and keepsake. Made from soft safe, breathable vegetable-dyed leather.


The Mugs

The official commemorative china celebrates the birth of HRH Prince George of Cambridge on Monday 22nd July 2013.

This mug has been specially commissioned by the Royal Collection Trust, the exclusive design shows the lion and unicorn from the Royal Arms supporting the coronet of TRH The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. The oak leaves surrounding the design are taken from the Middleton family’s coat of arms. The chinaware designs will also include gold-edged scrolls bearing the full name and birth date of HRH Prince George of Cambridge.

Made in Staffordshire, using traditional methods which have remained unchanged for 250 years, each piece of this English fine bone china is skilfully finished by hand using techniques that have remained unchanged for more than two centuries with every item gilded in 22-carat gold.

Care Instructions: Not dishwasher proof and not suitable for use in microwave ovens…

And they accuse the Middleton’s of cashing in…

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