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Monty Panesar: Bothers women and urinates on bouncers

by | 7th, August 2013

File photo dated 28/07/2013 of Sussex's Monty Panesar. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Issue date: Wednesday August 7, 2013. Sussex have launched an investigation after England cricketer Monty Panesar received a fixed penalty notice from police for being "drunk and disorderly" following an incident at a Brighton nightclub. See PA story CRICKET England. Photo credit should read: Chris Ison/PA Wire

CRICKETERS are nice aren’t they? Not like those awful footballers with their grotesque wealth, dreadful taste in cars and super-injunctions. They play sports in their sweaters and take breaks for cups of tea and polite applause.

Right? Wrong.

Cricketers are the masters of deception, sledging opponents at the crease, turning up rat-arsed at Downing Street and, in the case of Monty Panesar, urinating on bouncers at a nightclub.

That’s right. The left arm spinner has been fined by police after taking a whizz on bouncers who had thrown him out of a club in Brighton in the early hours of Monday morning.

Panesar was apparently asked to leave Shooshh after a group of ladies complained that he was bothering them. Panesar got himself together, walked up to the promenade above the club and decided to piss all over the

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