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Susan Boyle’s Christmas LP to feature Elvis’ ghost

by | 10th, September 2013

elvis boyle REMEMBER when everyone didn’t think Susan Boyle could sing because she wasn’t a young woman with an attractive face, wearing a snapback cap hi-tops? Then she sang with that soaring Radio 2 voice and everyone felt a bit bad, before continuing to continually talk about her looks because we’d learned nothing?

Well, while everyone has been working out whether they’re arseholes or not, Susan has been conquering the world with her easy-listening, raking in huge amounts of cash and forgetting all about us sausage roll dribbling plebs who have to queue up for things and worry about our mobile bills.

And with that, while supposedly credible pop stars toil and complain about Spotify royalties and endlessly slogging their guts out

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