Pig gets drunk on 18 beers and ends up in a fight with cow
WE’VE all been there. We’ve had a bit too much to drink and ended up getting into a bit of bother as our brains stop talking to our bodies, but our limbs and mouths continue apace.
Well, this isn’t just the behaviour of humans. One feral pig got blotto and went on something of a violent bender.
The filthy swine necked 18 beers in Port Hedland, Western Australia, according to ABC News. This of course, gave the pig the muchies and was seen stumbling around in bins looking for something to eat.
“In the middle of the night these people camping opposite us heard a noise, so they got their torch out and shone it on the pig and there he was, scrunching away at their cans,” said a camper who had witnessed the future-bacon’s hi-jinks.
Then, naturally, the pig got into a scrap with a cow and came off worse in the exchange.
“Then he went and raided all the rubbish bags,” the camper added. “There were some other people camped right on the river and they saw him being chased around their vehicle by a cow.”
The last sighting of the hog was of it spaced out under a tree after seemingly becoming overwhelmed by the booze, with police actively looking to locate it.
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”