Superman ‘reflected’ attacker’s cowboy boot into Wonder Woman’s face – TV report of the year
JENNIFER ‘Wonder Woman’Jennifer Wenger and Christopher ’Superman’ Dennis, have been attacked by a “cowboy boot wearing transient“. The super duo were were recording an episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live when the woman pounced.
Highlights to look out for in the news report to follow:
Wonder Woman: “Right here’s where the heel went into my leg… of the boot. And when it hit my leg it bounced over and hit right here, where it’s bruised. and raised”
Superman: “She jumped out and came running after us… I’m then reflecting all of her boot throws. She actually hits Wonder Woman again with the boot. I reflected it and it just kind of ricocheted off my arm and hit her in the face.”
Wonder Woman: “She told me that both me and Superman would be dead by tomorrow.”
Superman: “Thank you, Wonder Woman, for inspiring me to do the right thing and not hit that girl back. Because I was sitting there [thinking], ‘What would Wonder Woman do?’ She wouldn’t hit the crazy lady,”
And special marks to the reporter for referring to the pair as Wonder Woman and Superman.