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Arsenal star Mesut Ozil stars in Ebru Polat’s snot ‘n’ tell

by | 22nd, September 2013

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THE Sun on Sunday (SoS) only serves to remind us how good the News of the World was at making a must-read scoop. The kiss ‘n’ tells have dried up like Cliff Richard’s grapes. Take today’s offering:

Mesut Ozil’s oozing conk made me say no to a bonk!

It’s a no-shag ‘n’ tell featuring Arsenal’s new superstar.

A STUNNING singer has told how she refused to have sex with Arsenal ace Mesut Ozil because he had a SNOTTY nose.

That’s Snottist!

Striking Ebru Polat, 31 — voted Turkey’s sexiest pop star three times — met Ozil, 24, after being invited to perform at his brother’s wedding. When she came off stage he made his move. She said: “I had finished singing Mesut’s favourite song — it’s called I Cheated On You — and he asked me to dance with him. He is very handsome and we danced very close. Then I said it had been a long day and I was going to bed.”

We’re hooked. And about Ozil being very handsome…

Ebru was in her pyjamas in her hotel room when there was a knock on the door.

“It was Mesut. He was carrying a red rose. He was full of energy and persuaded me to…

Yes… Yes… Yes..

“…get dressed”.

The cad.

The pair then went to a nightclub. Then it was back to her place:

“We shared a passionate kiss in my room but I didn’t want to have sex with him — he was sniffing and had a snotty nose. It wasn’t very attractive and I didn’t want to catch a cold — I have my voice.”

Bring back Wayne Rooney. Kissing was extra back in those NoW days, allegedly…

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