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Terrible rap: Top That from 1989 film Teen Witch is a horror show

by | 25th, September 2013

IN the 1980s, white rap was routinely terrible. In this 1989 teen dream flick Teen Witch, the cast are forced on pain of death (we presume) to perform a rap called Top That.

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The film, for those of you not in the know, is:

Louise is not very popular at her highschool. Then she learns that she’s descended from the witches of Salem and has inherited their powers. At first she uses them to get back at the girls and teachers who teased her and to win the heart of the handsome footballer’s captain. But soon she has doubts if it’s right to ‘cheat’ her way to popularity. 

This oh-so-80s horror was penned by The Michael Terry Rappers:

“I will never be hip,” laments Teen Witch’s pal.

If this is hip considers cool dislocated:



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