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Manchester United’s Rio Ferdinand launches The Footies – because footballers need more rewards

by | 26th, September 2013

Manchester United's Rio Ferdinand celebrates scoring their second goal of the game

THERE are many strings to Rio Ferdinand’s bow, what with him being all media savvy, having a brand and owning a restaurant and what not.

Noticing a hole in the football awards calendar in between the PFA awards, the Ballon d’Or, the Football League awards, the LMA awards, the FWA awards, the UEFA club football awards, the FIFPro awards, etc, etc, Rio has decided to launch his own awards bash, the “Footies”, which we are reliably informed is “the Oscars” of the football industry in much the same way that the CEEQUALS are the Oscars of the sewage and waste treatment industry.

According to the press release, the Footies will “bring together football and music” at a “star-studded event” which will “celebrate the best of what the season had to offer, with live music from headline acts famous for their love of football”. Example. It’s going to be Fulham fan Example, isn’t it?

We’ll give you one guess who’s on hosting duties. Sadly we won’t be treated to Anton Ferdinand and John Terry teaming to provide the awkwardest co-hosting match-up since Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood. It’s James Corden. Of course it f**king is!

Will Steven Gerrard be DJing? He better be. You know how angry he gets when they won’t play No Jacket Required in its entirety for him.

The award categories have also been announced: Player of the Year, Goal of the Year, Freekick of the Year, Result of the Year, Game of the Year, Manager of the Year, Fan of the Year, Journalist of the Year and The Archbishop of Banterbury award for Top, Top Bantz of the Year, probably presented by Jamie Redknapp.

In short, it’s just what professional football needs: more self-approbation.



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