Pudsey will lay a large turd at the Premier of his new film
THE new film about Pudsey the Britain’s Got Talent dog is creating a stink. Having head earlier in the week that Pudsey had wazzed on a car near the Hertfordshire film set, the Sun now reports that Pudsey has fallen ill after “eating too many ham SANDWICHES”.
News should soon follow that Pudsey has laid a large turd.
Or he might save that for the sequel…