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Jesus found on Norwegian salmon to tour Sweden with Demis Roussos

by | 27th, September 2013

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GET a load of that divine figure found on the belly of a Norwegian salmon fished out of Swedish waters.
Lars Ludwigson spotted the fish in a factory. He took in home for a “blessed dinner”. But he thought better of it and decided to take it on tour. As he says:

“My original plan was to eat it, but I can’t do that now. I’ve hidden the fish in a freezer because of this hysterical interest and I’m the only one who knows exactly where. But I must conserve it in some way, putting it in alcohol might upset some Christians so the most biblical method must be to salt it … if I remember correctly, Jesus said something about that.”

 In other news, Demis Roussos is away:

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