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Justin Bieber alerts fans to the thrill of fizzy mineral water abuse

by | 27th, September 2013

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JUSTIN Bieber has lot of tattoos, gobs on his fans, walks about with his shirt off and pants low, and smokes weed. That makes him gangster.

Justin Bieber is a man-child who travels the world in big cars, grew up in rural Canada and has a private tutor to teach him to place the silent ‘h’ in ghetto. What with his inner-city crib and access to men with big guns, Prince Edward grew up more gangster than Bieber.

But Bieber is making a stab at being street. He’s been picked to rap with Brandon Green, aka Maejor Ali. This is that rap:

“Throwing up a G note/Like I’m at a casino/I’m all fancy yeah/I’m popping Pellegrino.”

Pellegrino?

As in Dr Charles Pelligrino, co-author of The Jesus Family Tomb? Or is Bieber abusing Italian mineral water? The nutter…

 



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