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Justin Bieber does not bring down the Great Wall of China with an hormonal meltdown

by | 1st, October 2013

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JUSTIN Bieber is on a trip to Beijing. Once there, the Bieber did as all US tourists to China must and took home a female baby went to the Great Wall, where he got two men to carry him up the steps on their shoulders.

The bodyguards did not then dip him in oil, set him alight and toss him atop the One Direction fans massed at the foot of the wall. King Joffrey Bieber will get his when the time is right.

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Later, Bieber went skateboarding in China whilst two grown men paid to look after him attempted to keep up and save him from “technical difficulties” and falling head first into a sink hole.

It can’t be easy living in front of millions of people waiting for your to go Britney or Cliff. But you feel the hormonal meltdown coming, don’t you..?

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