Madeleine McCann stars in the least surprising tabloid headline ever
EVER since innocent child Madeleine McCann went missing, we’ve been kept up to date with the story’s key points:
The investigation: the police have not proven what crime befell her, if any. But kidnap is the favourite theory.
The facts: she went missing
The revelations: she is still missing
The court cases: Robert Murat and the parents were libelled in a torrent of media speculation.
The breaking news: missing child is missing.
So. What front-page news in the Daily Mirror?
Yep. Police are “ready to makes arrests”.
Look out for other scoops:
Fire brigade ready to squirt water!
Ambulance staff ready to help injured!
Can that headline be beaten? The Express has a go at it:
Well, maybe they will.
Madeleine McCann went missing.
Such are the facts…